The largest sexual organ in your body is your brian

Untitled drabbles
Pairing: Billy/Dom
Rating: Uhhh, I guess R?
Summary: Just slapdash little drabbles of Billy and Dom's thoughts the first time they have sex.
Disclaimer: Of course it's not true. I don't live in their heads - fun though it'd be - and hello? Billy has a bub.

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Title: One night of Comfort
Pairing: Elijah/Jake Gyllenhaal
Rating: Soft R for drug use and adult themes.
Summary: Jake and Elijah find mutual frustration with Hollywood.
Betaed fantastically by ditchwitchbitch.

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Really short Good Omens ficlet.
Pairing: Aziraphale/Crowley
Rating: G
Warning: You might choke on the schmoop.
Betaed by ditchwitchbitch

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Title: Untitled
Pairing: Dom/woman
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Dom's nothing if not a skilled lover.
Disclaimer: Not true, don't sue.
A/N: Betaed by giddy_london

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Silly little Monaboyd dialogue. Under 300 words. And it's not intended to be poignant or even particularly good. Just letting you know...

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Title: Home is where the heart is (yes I know the title's already been used, but in the context, it's appropriate)
Fandom: Good Omens
Pairing: Aziraphale and Crowley
Rating: G! Holy crap! There's a first for everything. There isn't even any swearing.
A/N: 1. Wrote most of this on an old piece of paper, in metallic pen, buck naked in my wardrobe.
2. First ever completed GO fic. Con-crit is appreciated.

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Title: The hotel room
Pairing: Billy/Elijah
Rating: NC-17 PWP
Summary: Billy's waiting for Elijah...
Disclaimer: Not true, don't sue.
Betaed by giddy_london. Any remaining mistakes are my own.

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Title: Shower fun with Andy and Billy
Pairing: Duh, Andy/Billy
Rating: Definitely nc-17
Disclaimer: not true, don't sue.

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Title: Piercing
Pairing: Billy/Elijah
Disclaimer: Not true, don't sue.
Rating: R, I guess

( Piercing and Tattoo )

Billy and Elijah drabble.

( Morning Wood )

Untitled Billijah drabble, and monaboyd haiku.

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Title:
Pairing: Billy/Elijah, Dom
Rating: nc-17


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Untitled Billijah Parts 1 and 2 under the cut.
Pairing: Billy/Lij
Rating: this one pg for language.
Disclaimer: Don’t know em, never met em, not true, if you believe this then you’re a frocking idiot.
Summary: Elijah looks for help from a higher power i.e Billy

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3 sets of 3 drabbles (each exactly 100 words) The first is set in 2004, the next 2009, and the last in 2014.

Title: Tryptich
Pairing: Dom/Billy/Evie
Rating: Up to NC-17
Disclaimer: Not true, don't sue.
Betaed by H.R.R. giddy_london

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Title: He is theirs.
Pairing: Billy/Dom/Orlando
Disclaimer: Not true, don't sue.
Rating: Hard R?

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Title: Laying the blame
Author: msmollusk/brians_fics
Pairing: Dom/Lij, Dom/Billy
Rating: nc-17
Disclaimer: Not true, don't sue.

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Title: He likes to watch.
Author: msmollusk/brians_fic
Pairing: Billy/Elijah, Dom/hand
Summary: Dom likes to watch people, and gets an unexpected show.
Feedback: OMG PLEASE?
Disclaimer: Not true, don’t sue
Rating: soft NC-17 (I guess)

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Title: The Great Navel Caper!
Author: msmollusk/brians_fic
Rating: nc-17
pairing: Billy/Dom/Orli(wtf?)
Summary: A party, alcohol, bellybuttons and sex.
Disclaimer: I don’t know these people, and make no actual assumptions on their private lives…
Feedback: *slobbers* oh god yes pretty please?

( It’s a fairly typical Friday night in New Zealand. That is, the hobbits and orli were drunk (except for Sean who was driving later of course). The only difference was that instead of being shit-faced at some bar in Wellington, they were shit-faced in Billy’s lounge room, playing Whose Bellybutton Is The Best Looking?. Needless to say the conversation was sparkling… )

Title: Billy and Orli show their acting skills
Pairing: Billy/Dom (pretend Billy/Orli)
Summary: a return trip from surfing turns interesting
Disclaimer: Not true, don’t sue
Rating: Ah, pg/soft R?

( Billy and Orli show their acting skills )